To Fall For
Wagner vs USA: Niger is Preparing for War
I have dismantled and destroyed over 100,000 of you Type 1 battle droids. I’m giving you an opportunity to peacefully lay down your weapons so that you may be reprogrammed to serve a better purpose than spreading the mindless violence and chaos which you have inflicted upon the galaxy.
You are a divorce lawyer, the best in your field. You have just received word that you will representing the Greek goddess Hera in her divorce from Zeus.
“Someday, someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it.”
— Unknown
Baby baby boy Rounds.
He's a master at hand-to-hand stealth combat.
And absolutely full! of! BEANS! His favourite past time is parties and shots, he WILL kegstand even when nobody dared him to.
He's also viciously defensive of his squad- his highly intense energy can go from "YEAH PARTY!" to "I WILL FUCK YOU UP!" - Going to 79s is not always a good idea...
“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.”
— Jonathan Safran Foer // Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Humans are 1000x more sensitive to the smell of petrichor (that smell you get with rain) than sharks are to blood, to no apparent evolutionary advantage. You’re privileged to be a part of the first welcoming committee to meet our new Non-Human arrivals in person. They smell like petrichor.

